Your friend wearing a hideous sweater is likely to inspire you to write a...
- 0% Fictional story about a "plain Jane" girl trying to make it in the fashion world.
- 0% Political rant about how women should not have to dress in a sexually appealing way at the office.
- 67% Note about how awful the sweater is, or text message, that you probably won't send, but want to.
- 33% Detailed, thoroughly-researched article about the fascinating history of "ugly sweater parties".
- 0% A "do's and don'ts" article as a handy guide to winter fashions.